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Catchphrases

Things I say all the time, because they are relevant to so many things.

Life

Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast.

MEAT IS MEAT

Don't feed the trolls.

Don't Panic

No good deed goes unpunished.

The Serenity Prayer

Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

Courage to change the things I can,

and Wisdom to know the difference.

Code & Engineering

It depends.

Projects are never done, they are only abandoned.

Optimise for change.

Keep It Simple Stupid

3 is a pattern.

Coding is making a big mess and then cleaning it up.